Ellemental

The VIM and I took advantage of the exactly 5 hours in the last 2 weeks when the weather wasn’t 427 degrees with 105% humidity and went for a bike ride.

We biked 17 miles, ate lunch, then biked back.

The trail was a little wet and muddy due to a short morning rain, and I discovered when I got undressed for a much-needed shower after we got home that the mud had kicked up on the back of my shorts in a pattern that looked very much like I had pooped my pants. That would have been good information for the VIM to share with me before he sent me into the grocery store on the drive back to pick up steaks for dinner.

Thank goodness he didn’t ask me to grab some toilet paper, too.