Ellemental


Elle is for Litigation
October 27, 2005, 6:40 am
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Ok, I’ve decided to abandon my Yeast Lawsuit, since Bill has pointed out that there are expiration dates on the yeast packets.

But how about THIS for a case: The mystery woman at work who seems to be on a peeing schedule approximately 4 minutes ahead of my own schedule who NEVER FAILS to leave pee on the seat.

I want to sue her because I pulled an ab muscle during one of my visits to the stall, and had to struggle to hold down my lunch while wiping off the seat. If that’s not pain and suffering, I don’t know what is.

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Hi Elle-here I am as if I have nothing I should be doing…anyway I hate those people too…a lot of us do…at my old job someone felt so passionate about it they actually too the time to type this up & place it on the door of each stall(it had a pretty flowery border around it too): IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE, PLEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE THE SEAT.

Comment by Heather October 27, 2005 @ 9:46 am

So rude! I think you have a good case on your hands (so to speak…).

Comment by Marie October 27, 2005 @ 12:32 pm

Sounds like an unclassy action suit to me.

Comment by Bill October 27, 2005 @ 7:35 pm

You are right, your boss likely is cooler.
(I’ve just read your 100 things, it seemed only polite seen as you were so thorough.)

That cheeky Michele sent me – she’s always doing things like that.

Comment by Adrian October 28, 2005 @ 6:02 am

Oh.my.god. Thank you for making me spew on my screen. Almost. I didn’t really. But I thought I was going to. I don’t ordinarily read from the top down. Normally I find where I last read and head there and read them all in chronological order. Today I would have started here. But today I read top down. So I started chuckling with brisket pizza stuff. I mean really chortling… and then I hit this.

And it made me laugh out loud because my own mother is a seat pee-er. And I swore… SWORE! that I would never go into a single stall bathroom after her again no matter what. I would not only race her to the rest room from now on, but if I had to, I would trip her on the way there to make certain I beat her there in order to not have to do the damn squat thing to avoid that soggy bottom syndrome.

Thank you, dear. *wiping tears of laughter and perhaps sympathy…*

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