Ellemental

I was in a funk last night. No particular reason. Just a shitty week at work. And allergies. And it was raining. And I Was Just In A Freakin’ Funk, Ok?

Anyhow, I was in a funk and even the offer of a sprightly dance by the VIM couldn’t really cheer me up. He asked what would make it all better.

Although I didn’t answer out loud, I thought about it. What would make it all better?

Well, maybe a little furry kitten sitting on my lap, purring away while I petted it. That would make me feel better. Yeah, but with the way things are going this week, the furry little kitten probably wouldn’t sit on my lap. With MY luck the furry little kitten would scratch my legs as it tried desperately to get away from me, because even IT can sense what a worthless loser I am. Damn stupid little freakin’ cat.

I KNOW I’m in a funk when I’m upset that a hypothetical furry kitten refuses to sit on my lap.

I’m all better today. Thanks.